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Sometimes I wonder how many people look back on their past and cry because they miss it so much. If they feel they'll never be that happy again and spend their time making other people miserable.

It's a lie you know. The more you learn and experience, yeah it has the potential to make you miserable, but it also has the potential to make you glow from sheer bliss. I mean there's a reason people as killing themselves in larger quantities, or killing others....all you hear about is the few exceptions to the actual point of life.

Which is fulfilling your fate and finding happiness.

"But what is my fate? When/how/where will I find happiness?"

Really? You're only slowing yourself down asking these questions. Trial and error. Sometimes you got jump before you can see (but not physically, like...run off a cliff or something...mentally take a chance). If you let these questions bring even your everyday decisions to a stand still. You're fucked.

Do you want to be fucked? In a not so, Pamela Anderson, Megan Fox (or whoever the hottest bitch on the block is this week) three some with the girl of your intellectual dreams fucked, but in a sucked-into-a-black-hole-slowly-ripped-apart-while-your-lover-is-waiting-naked-to-fuck-your-brains- out-for-you-at-home FUCKED. Right. Didn't think so.

Three easy steps to making sure you get the first choice and not the second one.

1. With every grey cloud is a silver lining.
That's right, even in your darkest hour, there is a bright side to your doom and gloom. All you have to do is see it. Tilt your head to the side, squint your eyes, take a sleeping pill, smoke a cigarette, but there is a good side to every bad if you just look for it.

2. Listen to everything.
Music, the mindless chatter from other people around you, and the people you care about. DON"T get lost in your own witty thoughts and whatnot. Stop picturing cute nerdy chick/boy/transexual naked. Stop it. Bad human. If you listen, it'll give you something to do and you'll probably learn something. How well you listen is more important that snappy remark you showed off with.

3. Make everyday an adventure.
If she's boring, even the accountant next door isn't going to want to do her. (I know I know sexist. but check it out, I insult men too!) Nobody likes doing the tedious things in life. The pooping, the butt stratching, and the bullshit spilling that falls effortlessly from their lips might seem interesting to most men and very few women. I mean less than 2%, but! for the rest of us, we want more.

We only get more if we give more. Not spending money, not acting falsetto happy, but simply living everyday like it's truly the last.

There you go. The basis of finding and being happy.
Use it wisely.
I mean it.
Do NOT make me leave this bed to straighten your mess. I won't.
I'm going to learn stuff now.
Off with you hooligins.
<3 ZeD